It’s safe to assume that there are some people out there who played with such toys when they were kids. If that’s true, then it’s also safe to assume that certain psych-therapists got rich treating them.
My eyes hurt after looking at these horrible things.
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- Want a hug from the ugliest thing ever? You got it.
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- Like any kid needs to see THAT. Ugh.
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- I liked Mario the way he was before. You know, in games and stuff.
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- This bear can bite with its ass. Don’t kick him by the way.
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- Zombie bunny. Makes a great Easter gift.
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- Gross toy car. Thanks, I’d rather crawl.
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- Cute couple. If your name is Frankenstein!
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- Yellow-eyed clown. As if old fashioned clowns weren’t creepy enough.
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- Let’s put an axe through Bambi’s spine. That sounds like fun.
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- The bear looks frightening even without the knife. Now he belongs in my nightmares.
