Ebola Tweets Prove Stupidity is Like The Universe: Infinite
In the past few months the word Ebola has been mentioned in the news more often than Isis. While the issue is more than serious, we believe it is not a reason to spread panic and hysteria but rather to stay calm and be as informed as possible.
The following tweets are proof that some people have chosen to let the new Ebola scare become an opportunity to display how informed (or not!) they are.
Brace yourselves, this is gonna be rough.
Here we go:
This gender-biased question.
Someone give this guy a cookie. He found out who’s behind Ebola.
Someone needs to go back to school.
Todd has a point. They just need to use that selective version of Napalm that worked so well in Vietnam.
If they’re aware of anything, it has nothing to do with Ebola.
I wish I would have thought of that. It’s so simple it’s brilliant.
Yes it is, but only if you get it.
The kind of question that will keep you up at night.
Human execution will save lives. Makes sense. We recommend using AK-47. Saving lives since 1938.
So much fun packed in a short tweet. I love her!
Chris Brown. I think I heard something about him before. Now he gave us something to remember him by.
I’d love to hear Todd’s explanation on that 98%. Will be back with an update as soon as we get it.
Oh crap. I was just gonna go out bowling with Ebola. Now I need to make other plans. This sucks.
Well, he did promise to exterminate the population when he got elected, didn’t he?
Lamar, you got it my man! Let us know how that works out for ya.
We posted this one twice to see if you’re paying attention.
